Quotes about Shopping

• I'm not buying anything else...unless it's on sale, 50% off or glows in the dark

• My bank account may be empty, but my shopping cart is full of dreams

• I'm not a shopaholic, I'm just indecixive about where to put my money

• Girlfriend warning: may spontaneously add things to cart while browsing. Not responsible for empty bank accounts

• I could give up shopping, but I'm not a quitter

• Keep calm and go shopping

• Shortest horror story ever: 'Sold out'

• When the going gets tought, the tough go shopping

• Sweating while you shop counts as exercise

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Funny shopping quotes

• I need to stop, I whispered to myself as I clicked add to cart

• A woman has two problems: 1) nothing to wear and 2) no room for all the clothes

• Whoever said that money can't buy happiness, simply didn't know where to go shopping

• Cinderella is proof that a new pair of shoes can change your life

• I feel like a failure, I've been shopping for 20 years and I still don't have anything to wear

• Dear Lord, please don't let my boyfriend be home when all my online orders arrive. Amen

• Work hard so you can shop harder

• Save the earth, it's the only planet where you can buy chocolate

• Marriage is a workshop where the man works and the wife shops

• I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy

• Just let me shop, no one gets hurt

Retail therapy quotes

Not officially recognized by any health insurance, but there are many people thinking / knowing? that retail therapy helps more and is a lot cheaper than regular therapy...

• My therapist told me to express myself, that's why I bought this entire outfit

• Retail therapy is cheaper than regular therapy

• Shopping beats therapy anytime; It costs the same and you get new clothes out of it

• I have a degree in retail therapy

Shopping spree quotes

Are you not sure you want to go on a shopping spree? Let yourself be inspired by the best shopping spree quotes and citations about (online) shopping.

• The only thing better than finding something you love is finding it on sale.

• My bank account may be screaming, but my closet is singing

• They say money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a lot of cute shoes. And that's basically the same thing