Quotes about New Year

Funny new year wishes and good resolutions for the year to come

Witty quotations by party people, old wise proverbs and humorous catchprases on new year's eve

Read the best new year wishes, inspiring resolutions and funny sayings about the new year to come. On New Year’s Eve, we all think of what we have done wrong this year and promise ourselves to do better next year. We think of all the new year’s resolutions we can do, wish each other all the best and see how things work out.

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Funny quotes and sayings

New Year’s resolutions are a bit like babies, they’re fun to make but extremely difficult to maintain
Dear New Year’s resolution, well, it was fun while it lasted, sincerely, January 2nd
My new year’s resolution is to stop procrastinating. I am not starting until next week though
I will not bore my boss by with the same excuse for taking leaves, I will think of some more excuses
Just for today, I will not sit in my living room all day in my nightdress. Instead, I will move my computer into the bedroom
There are mover overweight people than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you’ve met your New Year’s resolution
I’m opening a gym called ‘Resolutions’. It will have exercise equipment for the first month of the year and then i twill turn into a bar for the remaining eleven months

Serious new year resolutions

Be so busy loving your life that you have no time for hate, regret or fear
What can you do today that you were not capable of 12 months ago?
I don’t believe in New Year’s resolutions, I believe in new day of new hour resolutions

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Hugs, kisses and lovely new year wishes

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