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• Water is the essence of life. Except for coffee. Coffee is also the essence of life.
• I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
• People who don't understand your silence, will never understand your words
• A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort
• It's your race and yours alone, others may run it with you, but no one can run it for you
• Happy are those who take life day by day, complain very little and are thankful for the little things in life
• If you aim at nothing, you’ll hit it every time
• Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice
• A cop pulled me over and said ‘papers’, I said ‘Scissors, I win!’ and drove off
• I really think tossing and turning at night should be counted as exercise
• My heart says chocolate & wine, but my jeans say, for the love of god woman, eat a salad
• Thank god I don’t have to hunt for food, I don’t even know where taco’s live
• Not to get technical, but according to chemistry alcohol is a solution

Adults

• I official resign from adulthood, decisions will be made using the eenie-meeni-minie-moe method and arguments will be settled by sticking out my tongue

Friends

• Angels are often sent as friends
• No matter the weather, best friends always stick together

Grateful

• No matter how hard life gan get, go to bed grateful for all you have

Tired

• I'm retired, I was tired yesterday and I'm tired again today

Weird

• I'm not weird, I'm a limited edition